Snowman jokes for kids are funny jokes for kids of all ages! Use them to put a good joke in your child’s lunch box or share this collection of funny snowman jokes at a class Christmas party. These funny winter jokes will have everyone laughing! The best part is all of these jokes are in a free printable (at the bottom of the post).
Did You Know?
According to Kids Health, kids that have a well- developed sense of humor are are happier and more optimistic, have higher self esteem, and can handle differences well. As kids move into kindergarten, jokes with word play and exaggeration are funny to them.
PBS for Parents emphasizes that humor promotes children’s literacy and language skills because understanding jokes requires knowledge of language and phonics.
What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea? Melted!
What do you call a snowman when the sun gets hot in Summer? A Puddle
What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Lost
How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer
How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you, Jack frost.
What do cool snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps
What does a snowman order at a fast food restaurant? Ice-berger (ice burger)
What did the woman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
What did the snowman call to the robin? Have an ice day! or I have snow idea!
More Silly Jokes
How do snowmen travel to the snow-field? By icicle
Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast? Frosties
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes or Ice Crispies
What do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers? Chilly sauce
What kind of cake do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing! (Get it? ICE-ing)
What did the snowman’s big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. (Get it? On a snowman’s head!)
Simple Snowman Jokes
Where does a snow man take his money? To the snow bank
What does a snowman drink? Ice teaWhat sort of ball doesn’t bounce during the Winter months? A snowball
What do you call an old snowman? Water
Where do snowmen go to dance? At a Snow Ball
What is a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice chips
Snowman Jokes for Older Kids
What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out or take a chill pill
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake? Because Snowman is an island
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow
What kind of money does a snowman use? Cold hard cash
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet
Write the jokes down if you want or download and print them for quick access.
Download the Snowman Jokes for Kids
Whether you are cooped up inside or outside enjoying the snow, we hope these jokes bring you and your kids smiles and laughter.
You will also love our Reindeer Jokes for Kids!
If you are a fan of putting jokes in your kids’ lunch boxes, check out our printable lunch box jokes for the WHOLE year! You won’t need anything else. Only these monthly printables.
Snowman Activities and Games
Printable Snowman Game – You can use this free game to practice so many skills! Practice identifying colors, shapes, letters, or even words.
Make an indoor snowman to decorate! Upcycle a few boxes and recycle it when it is completely decorated and you are ready to move on.
Do snowmen always make your child think of Olaf from Frozen? If so, check out these Frozen activities for kids!
Snow Rhymes and Songs
Found at Brooklyn Public Library Website
Snowflake, snowflake twirl around. (Twirl around.)
Snowflake, snowflake touch the ground. (Touch the ground.)
Snowflake, snowflake land on my nose. (Touch your nose.)
Snowflake, snowflake freeze my toes. (Wiggle toes.)
Snowflake, snowflake in the air. (Jump up with arms overhead.)
Snowflake, snowflake everywhere! (Reach arms out to the side.)
I’m a Great Big Snowman
(sing to the tune of “I’m a little teapot”)
I’m a great big snowman, (hold arms in a circle in front of you)
Round and fat,
Here is my scarf, (touch neck)
And here is my hat, (pat head)
When the sun gets warmer, (raise hands like the sun coming up)
I get flat,
I melt into a puddle just like that! (spread hands flat in front of you)
Our Favorite Snowman Books
Snowmen at Night by Caralyn Buehner
The Biggest Snowman Ever by Steven Kroll
The Snowy Day by Ezra Jack Keats