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18 Funny Reindeer Jokes for Kids

18 Funny Reindeer Jokes for Kids

My kids love funny jokes and so do I! You will love these free, printable reindeer jokes for kids. 

Free, Printable Reindeer Jokes for Kids

There are 3 pages of jokes in this FREE printable.

Ideas for Using Reindeer Jokes:

  • Share one joke each night at dinner
  • Hide them in your child’s lunch box to make them smile at school
  • Have your elf bring a joke when he/she visits


What if Your Kids Don’t Get the Joke?

Sometimes your child might not understand the joke and that’s ok! It’s a great opportunity to talk about it and learn different vocabulary or notice the play on words. 


Reindeer Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

Download and print the FREE, printable Reindeer Jokes for Kids!


Reindeer Jokes for Kids

Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits.

What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh? Rudolph the red-nosed pickle. 

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken.

Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf” taught. 

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? 8! One to screw in the light bulb and 7 to hold Rudolph down.

What’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santalope

How do you get into Donner’s house? You ring the “deer”bell.

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? “Elk”aseltzer 

Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch? The Deery Queen

How does Rudolph know that Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen”deer”!

What do reindeer always say before telling a joke? This one will “sleigh” you!

What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you.

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph

Why does Scrooge love all the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it’s a baby reindeer!

What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet

Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “rain”deer.

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? Go to a re”tail” shop to get a new one. 


I hope these funny Christmas jokes give you and your family good laughs!

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